Jan 27, 2013 9:00pm PST
leaves in boxers and comes home in briefs, that's a deal breaker, ladies. if he wears an atlanta falcons jersey to your sister's wedding... >> [imitating jenna] "that's a deal breaker, ladies." this is gonna be huge for jenna. >> and for me, 'cause i wrote that phrase. >> if you say so, lemon. >> jack, is this really what you wanted to talk about? >> what else is there to discuss? >> oh, really? you're gonna do the repressed irish thing? be italian for like one second. i'm-a jack. i don't know who my father is. i'm-a so emotional, i'm gonna smash these barrels! >> we're not discussing that because i've made a decision. i don't wanna know who my real father is. >> are you kidding? why? >> you know what family means to me, lemon? resentment, guilt, anger... easter egg hunts that turn into knife fights. why would i wanna invite more of it into my life? why would i want more family? >> because maybe he's awesome. look, why don't you just ask your mother who it is. >> no, no. not colleen. she had her reasons for keeping this from me for 50 years, and i don't want her to relive it.
Jan 5, 2013 8:00pm PST
you and i really mean it. >>> the winner of the seahawks/redskins game, by the way, travels to atlanta next week. >>> now a programming reminder. tune into pro football talk monday at 5:00 p.m. and every weekday on the nbc sports network. and you can also catch the dan patrick show weekdays from 9:00 a.m. till noon each day. >>> the packers 24, the vikings 10. al and cris will wrap it up after this. what'd you get? louis is savin' a few bucks. same here... wendy's. mm-mm-mm! so not the same. goin' in! saving doesn't mean settling. introducing wendy's new right price, right size menu... loaded with big tastes you can't get anywhere else. starting at 99 cents. enjoying what you eat- and what you pay. that's wendy's way. now that's better. write yourself an inspirational note and put it somewhere you'll see it each morning. hmph. wow. [ old spice whistle ] wow. due what do you mean ights every flight's...d. ...canceled. eddie... shannon... so, what do you do? i'm a blogger. totes weird, that is cray, cuz i'm a blogger, too. there's a saying i love, "those who wish to sing, always..." "alw